Poor Richard and Mr. Black

elowenalloway
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Poor Richard and Mr. Black Jun 25, 2014 4:36:22 GMT

Post by elowenalloway on Jun 25, 2014 4:36:22 GMT

Hey y'all, I heard that some folks were being a little hard on poor Richard comin' round collectin' taxes this past weekend. Y'all be nice to him, he doesn't want to do it but he has to. Plus, I heard he used to be Miss Abagail's brother. Well, I 'spose he's still Abagail's brother but...

Also, I was checkin' in with the quiltin' bee and the knittin' circle and I heard something that just about made me pass on out! I heard a rumor that Mr. Black from the tea shop was trying to have me kidnapped! Now y'all be nice. Mr. Black is just a little different that's all, no reason to go on thinkin' he'd harm anyone. Besides, he knows that if anything happens to me, ain't gonna be no specialty pies comin' his way and he does love my pies. So y'all just nip that in the bud and keep it on the up and up now, okay?

Sinensis Black
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Poor Richard and Mr. Black Jul 2, 2014 6:09:24 GMT

Post by Sinensis Black on Jul 2, 2014 6:09:24 GMT

Thank you my dear. I cannot tell you how much it means to me that you stand staunchly at my side in these times of tribulation and malfeasance. I can only hope that whoever is spreading these vicious lies knows that you and I know the truth of the matter: that I was embarking on a business venture that I could not hope to accomplish without you or your kin. It weighs heavy on my heart to think that someone would hope to drive a wedge between a simple tea connoisseur and his favorite pie-baking confidante.

elowenalloway Senior Member Posts: 211	Poor Richard and Mr. Black Jul 2, 2014 12:10:08 GMT via mobile Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by elowenalloway on Jul 2, 2014 12:10:08 GMT Right! And we need to 'vestigate what happened with that there business venture, because that sounds like some sabotage to me and that just ain't right.

mathias Full Member Posts: 96	Poor Richard and Mr. Black Jul 5, 2014 22:22:07 GMT via mobile Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mathias on Jul 5, 2014 22:22:07 GMT Wow this guy talks fancy. Don't worry I paid my taxes!
	We all change. When you think about it, we're all different people all through our lives, and that's okay, that's good, you gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all people that you used to be. I will not forget one line of this. Not one day. I swear. I will always remember when Mathias was me.

Post by elowenalloway on Jun 25, 2014 4:36:22 GMT

Post by Sinensis Black on Jul 2, 2014 6:09:24 GMT

Post by elowenalloway on Jul 2, 2014 12:10:08 GMT

Post by mathias on Jul 5, 2014 22:22:07 GMT