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Post by elowenalloway on Aug 4, 2015 8:01:32 GMT
"Hey y'all! I'm just over here tryin' to bake some pies and what not but some raccoon keeps stealin' 'em off my window sill. Might be Azlynn...or might just be a raccoon. Hard for me to tell!
Anyways, I was hopin' y'all could update me on a few things since my childrens in Red Oak are bein' real tight lipped...makes me think they did somethin' bad...Mathias and Mr. High Elder Badshark been talkin' about a few of them, but I wanna hear what you have to say...
-Something about some "bad" dwarves comin' to town?
-Baron FearWraith fightin' the king? -Sinensis bein' the new Master of the Volcano?!
-Mayor Bill gettin' killed? -Mathias and a Time Rock....Rocc?
-Terse said somethin' about some time stuff....and the dark elves of Silver's Glory?
Plus, what's goin' on with:
Them blood mages?
How's the Emperor of the Graveyard?
The other masters?
The King and Queen?
Anything else new and excitin' that we been missin'?
Ice and Fire is all balanced now and what not?
Inquirin' minds wanna know. Been gettin' real bored hearin' about Old Man Smithery's goat down the street. He eats stuff, did ya know that? Did ya know that goats eat things, especially trash? DID YA KNOW? If ya didn't know, stop on by, and HE'LL TELL YA ALL ABOUT IT."
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Post by jingles on Aug 19, 2015 10:43:49 GMT
"I don't care about the other stuff, but that graveyard guy could use some good food. We should make him something full of flavor and kick, like a pepper pie with sugar, or a root bread soaked in intoxicants, though I'll never make bread better than Badshark.
Oh and he needs high quality bottles and fresh ingredients. And maybe a snackrifice or two, yeaaah!"
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